• whithom
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    2 months ago

    That will be $5000 please. Thank you for shopping at St*rbucks Costco. I love you.

    • stoy@lemmy.zip
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      2 months ago

      At those prices I’d rather take one red fuming nitric acid.

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        2 months ago

        I’m sorry sir or madam, our options are oxygen, or carbon monoxide for $100. It’s a circus of value!