• Etterra
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    5 days ago

    United Health Care Executive Ghouls: We can prove that this isn’t medically necessary because if they turn off the life support then the patient will stop suffering from the described symptoms.

    I’m like 90% sure that health insurance executives are undead creatures that feed on the death and suffering of their “customers.”

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      Have we checked that the CEO is still/actually dead, and isn’t just an undead playing possum?

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        The problem is, Brian Thompson was the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, but he wasn’t actually in charge. No that would be Stephen J. Hemsley, the Executive Chairman at UnitedHealth Group.