• Etterra
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    9 days ago

    If you’re putting Ranch on your pizza then you deserve your suffering.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 days ago

      I wonder if any people regarded putting tomatoes on flatbread in the 1500s the same way. Is this progress, or is it abomination? History will be the judge.

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      9 days ago

      I dreamt about a fictional condiment this night that was used to put stuff on pizza and it tastes a bit like vinegar

    • RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 days ago

      Ok hear me out. What about a buttermilk ranch with the greatest thin crust pepperoni cornmeal crust? If that’s suffering I guess Dante I’ll ask Santa which level of hell I belong in ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ …i may have the tastebuds of a child