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    27 days ago

    Oh. I had that thought, but dismissed it because “So what? Birds lose feathers as we lose hair, so they obviously should have some lying around.”

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        27 days ago

        I can search under the bed, where the broom doesn’t reach, to get plenty of hairs. Ass and others.

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          27 days ago

          Sure, but in the context of the joke, it has to be a fresh-plucked one. For reasons of structural integrity or whatever 🤷

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            27 days ago

            A viking hippie talks about structural integrity. What a crazy world we live in.

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              27 days ago

              I’ll have you know that the Viking descendants from whose loins I sprang both grew up on farms and the paternal one is a former hardware store salesman and DIY expert who taught me a thing or two 😄