@zerosignal@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agowhat do you call a water-skiing man with no arms and no legs?message-square9fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-squarewhat do you call a water-skiing man with no arms and no legs?@zerosignal@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@ohmesocornylinkEnglish7•1 year agoLikewise… What do you call a man swimming with no arms, no legs? Clever dick.
minus-squareTrinityTeklinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoWrong, that’s Bob. What do you call the same man in the hot tub? Stew.
minus-squareqprimedlinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agofloating would be Bob. actually swimming under propulsion… thats pretty clever, right?
Likewise…
What do you call a man swimming with no arms, no legs?
Clever dick.
Wrong, that’s Bob.
What do you call the same man in the hot tub?
Stew.
floating would be Bob.
actually swimming under propulsion… thats pretty clever, right?