• cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      Adding a third and fourth horse for their dicks¹ is totally reasonsonable, but I feel like there are better non-horse-related solutions here.

      ¹in front and behind

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        2 months ago

        Why not just have one horse pull their balls in one direction and their penis in another? While they are strapped naked to a bench.

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          2 months ago

          I think the balls should be horse-ripped separately. I feel very strongly about this, unless we horse-rip one and do the other with something involving a trip to home depot.