• ArmchairAce1944
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    2 months ago

    Why not just have one horse pull their balls in one direction and their penis in another? While they are strapped naked to a bench.

    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      I think the balls should be horse-ripped separately. I feel very strongly about this, unless we horse-rip one and do the other with something involving a trip to home depot.