Because obviously red squirrels are still squirrels, but there’s just far less of them. Don’t think people would mind the occasional squirrel raid as long as they knew there was only going to be one of them for the entire neighbourhood. Alas.
Instead we dip into the UK’s defense budget to engineer elaborste cages which leave karger birds hungry just to give a big middle finger to the grey bouncy buggers.
Bonus picture:

Don’t know if/how this one got out again, it just came up when i searched for visual examples. Goes to show that we’re never really safe. They can even get into our homes!


When I was a kid we had a bird feeder in the back on a pole. The squirrels would climb the pole and eat the food. We greased it up and watched in glee as the squirrels would get a running start and jump onto the pole, only to spin and slide down. It was hilarious.
I did this too, it was great fun to watch!
They pretty much don’t give up
I thought that was gonna be the spinning squirrel, but it was the first recommended under that video…such a classic