The entire time to prep, cook and clean is ~15m per day, if your feeling really lazy you can cook multiple days worth of food at once and it’s still 15m once and you have food for multiple days.
Cleaning is a single pan (or whatever you used). Most adapted carnivores only eat once per day (just by feeling, not forcing themselves).
If you are lazy, you can’t do better then carnivore. Even ordering food takes more time.
Plus… meat in the freezer lasts forever… if you don’t want to cook, no rush.


I used to cook and bake, and greatly enjoyed making complex recipes. But without my health none of that was enjoyable, so I’m happy to give most of it up. I still use spices for seasoning sometimes (yes, I know, I have to turn in my carnivore card) and I’ll eat/drink in social situations to be polite.
Zero-carb isn’t about being a zealot or perfect adherence, it’s just a way of being as healthy as you can be.
don’t forget to untap at the start of your next turn!
mtg
netrunner
I think the netrunner is a better card, you should turn in the mtg card instead.
Haha, a for-real carnivore card! I should carry it around in my wallet.
That will ruin it’s value!