• FistfulOfBottlecaps
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    1 year ago

    Really, the only way #2 isn’t a lie is if they’re also announcing a new slogan…

    EDIT: I suppose it’s also possible that the social media manger that wrote #3 didn’t realize that that statement literally can’t be false the way it’s worded.