Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 months agoI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down19
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minus-squarefckreddit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81·4 months agoI have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
minus-squareMuscarlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 months agoPffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
minus-squaremeliaesc@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoHow many hot pockets do you need?!
minus-squaremeliaesc@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoI would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·4 months agoI have lightning fast wifi at home
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoElections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoThis is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoBut electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
This guy microwaves
How many hot pockets do you need?!
At least 3.50
I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
I have lightning fast wifi at home
Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.