These stops are ruined for me after Trump went into a famous Miami gusano restaurant, said “food for everyone!”, and then left without paying. Nothing can match that.
Gods he used to have the sauce
WHEN FRANZ FERDINAND DRINKS, EVERY ONE DRINKS! WHEN FRANZ FERDINAND PAYS, EVERYONE PAYS!
“How long have you worked here?”
“Since July”
“Ok good.”
“Thank you for letting us come in here.”
“We’re a donut shop. We let anybody who wants donuts come in.”
Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!
With secret service, it’s possible that it was a scheduled closing of the shop for him to swing by. Just seems like the worker didn’t get the memo from their manager.
Oblivion npc music starts playing
So you guys been here here in the cloud district long or…? Ok good.
Saw an un-pregant woman the other day. Awful creatures
Be seeing you!
Have you heard of the Highlbillies?
“Ok”
“Ok, good.”
Come on man, throw in some uh-huh’s, you’re not getting the oil changed in your car and being asked if you want the techs to change out the air filters too.
all pmc believe their purpose is to approve/review service staff at all times
When you’re attempting to give a run for his money in the ‘I don’t know how to interact with human beings’ department.
“I’m JD Vance! I Jork DePeanus!” “OK” True story
They don’t want to serve him
about as cogent as the average customer
This guy has no juice. This is the worst small talk I’ve ever second-hand heard.
“Pfft…I’m not a Bard, what do I need ChArIsMa for?”
Haha that’s a funny badpost - wait this isn’t badposting, wait there’s a video
how long you worked here?
how 'bout you, how long you been here?
HOW LONG YOU WORK HERE?
there are other ways to talk to service workers, what the fuck, man.
his PR aid in the background like “MAKE SMALL TALK WITH THE PROLE”
He needs a new barber holy cow
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Next time Trump runs, he should pick an actual piece of cardboard for his VP since that is the obvious progression here.
Also that white bread fucking hair cut.