A lot of the time they get really confused if you just start agreeing with them. Wow, yeah, that price does suck, wish I could do something about it. Takes the wind out of their sails a bit.

Several times I used my precious break to call businesses ask for the boss, get their name then inform the boss (fraudulently) that I was the manager of the store and one of their staff just abused my staff and until they returned and apologised anyone from that business was not welcome in the store in their work uniform and will be refused service.

Was always funny.

Ah yes
The two flavors

“Wamen & Pork” and “Beacon Hole Beer”