Thank the good fucking lord that “FUCK” was censored. I might have had to clutch my goddamn pearls.

Here’s some more fucking pixels for you cunts.

DM: okay you successfully hid from the orcs. You hear them say Frodo isn’t dead. What do you do?

Sam: I walk straight into Mordor and demand Mr Frodo back.

DM: you just walk in? Are you sure?

Sam: Yes. I walk right in and demand Frodo back.

DM: do you ask nicely, how do you ask?

Sam: I said I demand him back.

DM: okay, roll intimidation <this is going to be like a DC 25 roll>

Sam: Nat 20.

Where the Frodo is mister Frodo? Why censor one Frodo but not the other Frodo?

Fuck

Absolute chad

Sam rescued Frodo on pi day?