I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
valve’s success is the rebranding of flatpak wine fsync and dxvk as steam runtime and proton. people fucking hate Linux and will only use it by accident
That’s far too long. They could try and turn it into a ditty for an advert, but it wouldn’t look great on their merch.
Linux: it ain’t Windows.
“Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it’s Linux, G”
Because it’s your computer
Forget the hardware
YOU deserve better
Linux: you’ve been using it for years and don’t even know it
“Own your computer” and “Free your computer”
Buy it, own it.
"Linux…
“Because you don’t have to be the product”
“No overlords”
“What spying?”
“Infinitely extentable”
Which one do you like best?
Join a Movement, not a Marketplace
With the most open CVEs, bugs and ports, anyway.
😂
Linux. The Power of the Community.
I didn’t come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.
Good one from back in the day (not mine): “In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?”
But it has a direct reference to it’s competitors which won’t be viable in 100 years when windows shuts down
Batman runs Linux. Shouldn’t you?
