Remember Remember the 4th of December, the day a CEO got dropped. I see no reason why the vigilante season should ever be forgot

I know, maybe instead of a PR blitz they could spend that money on properly serving their customers!

Unnecessary middleman responsible for human suffering promises to produce the same amount of suffering while having a concerned look on his face.

Once they are killing you in the streets and everyone is cheering, it is too late for striking a transparently false empathetic tone.

The idea that Witty, who earned $23.5 million last year alone and is a Brit literally knighted by the UK, would “understand” the struggle of any ordinary person is of course laughable.

Fuck

It’s typical CEO speak to write entire articles for the New York Times that say essentially nothing, promise nothing, and only give meaningless platitudes.

It isn’t unique to just CEOs, all the C-levels do this shit. I once had a Chief Manufacturing Officer mention “creating Value” four times in one paragraph, which was pointless.

I feel their pain with every CEO shot. Thoughts and prayers.

Lmao I don’t fucking believe that for a second. Get fucked, insurers.

Now they feel our pain.

I mean, they don’t feel it. Yet…

“I don’t believe you…”

—Ron Burgundy

The kinder tone is just so it blows over. Then it remains the same, or at best crumbs are given for a while, to get worse again.

Fuck you. Pay me.