• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      You literally asked me for a date so you could buy champagne. I’m offering to give it to you. Do you want it or not?

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        5 hours ago

        Feel free to give me your address so I know where to send the flowers.

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                  5 hours ago

                  It’s a real account you won’t remember to check in four years.

                  Again, why did you ask me if you didn’t want to know?

                  Edit: I just checked, Proton shuts down accounts without activity after 12 months. Do you want to know or not?

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                    4 hours ago

                    I have an email client that regularly checks for mail on dozens of throwaway accounts, I have never “lost” a proton account. I will add that to the list right now.

                    Do you have a flower preference? Maybe something morbid, like a skull vase and black carnations?

                    I love how it has hair.