Cats are dangerous and an ecological disaster. If you let your cat outside you’re either stupid or a bad person. They kill everything they can. Please keep your cat indoors.
downvote for AI slop
How else you gonna get a cat riding a motorcycle, train one? Do you have any idea how long that would take?!
This mofo wants handcrafted shitposts, lmao
Bringing some home too, as gifts, because we humans can’t hunt. Last time it was still alive, and my cat was proudly watching me trying to catch the little critter from a counter. I could hear him: you can do it, human! you’re welcome!
Most of the time they are dead, though, heads or spines missing. When I hear my wife screaming at 5am I know there’s another partial mouse in front of the main door.
Keep your cat inside
My favorite is finding them in the bathroom at 2am with my foot
AI shitpost be like “I’m a Lemmyshitpost now dad!”
While it’s an AI post, it also reminds me of MH, so its fine.
