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thesis: bidet
antithesis: paper
synthesis:
no thank you. I prefer to leave poop on my balls
we found the pig
Set it to wipe from back to front and give them mud flaps a big ol' splatter.
![ppb-gigachad](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e0560c71-3896-4b73-acde-574d9efcfffa.png "emoji ppb-gigachad")
DO MORE WITH EXPANSION DISCS!
this is a pretty funny box
Aww, it's a sweater. Thanks!
Looking dapper!
rmmmmmmmm ow ouck oof my asshole is bleeding!!
Why is Rickey from Trailer Park Boys on the box?
GOOD post.
Shithawks, rand.
Imagine his endorsement: "If you don't buy this shit, you're fucked!" ![the-more-you-know](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/80733331-172b-42b9-8738-40aca422738b.png "emoji the-more-you-know")
One mans gærbage is another man persons good ungærbage
That's just a mechanised roman sponge
A wheel fresh clean ![kelly](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/4130400e-bfdb-4b39-bee4-739802528a0f.png "emoji kelly")
American bidet
honestly,
would
Just get a bidet instead
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