If you’re up for it, respond with an image/GIF summarizing your week. Explain it, or let other people guess the meaning. Here’s mine
You are the tomato at the bottom of the produce drawer, greeting the new groceries
Your career as a crash test dummy was exciting, but brief
You discovered that Nicole the Fediverse Chick isn’t really a Polish girl from Toronto
For NOW…
You just discovered that some people enjoy holding hands (in public!) and this has shocked you to your core.
Oh my stars! How disgraceful.
Your friend tried to get you to try new pizza toppings, but you only like pepperoni so you picked off everything else.
You’re a soil scientist that replicated an important study about erosion and fault lines.
You just realized that it wasn’t really Microsoft technical support that you gave root access to on discuss.online
You and @OpenStars@discuss.online had the greatest romance of all time:
That damn mosquito kept you awake all night.
You had an eye exam and couldn’t even read the first line because you’re legally blind.
You discovered that Hell is real, but only Muppets have souls and can go there
You got distracted at an orgy, looked around, and realized that everyone was facing away from you
Not anywhere close to as good as it is for the girl in the gif.
She just found out that it’s legal to drink ketchup straight from the bottle
There’s no AI behind chatgpt, it’s just you typing really fast, and this is what it looks like when you’re busy.
Edit: I was gonna go with my favorite gif (below), but I didn’t want people to think that I was like… crazy or something!? :-P
You spent the week being a fabulous person and a productive member of society and you are not behind me right now as I type this
That you kno- uh I mean yeah, right! 👍
(Edit: I had an image but the proxy kept breaking it, so removed. If it helps, it was to https://preview.redd.it/may-i-remind-you-its-going-to-be-2024-in-3-months-v0-a7eutt27egmb1.jpg?auto=webp&s=d66f0c58b94e02e6fbe67fb7ac316a025c7fb848)
Awful. All this extra societal stress is causing absurd levels of muscle soreness. Everything hurts. We are no longer a democracy and, being autistic, I am a target.
Yeah, things are not looking great, but @SaltSong@startrek.website captures my attitude pretty well with this image:
Hoping that the MAGAts turn on Musk/Trump like the hyenas from the Lion King when consequences start happening, but in the meantime that’s my vibe 👆
Keep in mind that everyone is a target. You will most likely slip through the cracks.
You took ecstasy?
(from earlier in 2024)
Or did ecstasy take me? 🤔
