Been saying it for hours folks.
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It’s summertime you fucking moron. Nobody wears fucking black beaver fur during summer in south texas.
Also, thats a shit looking stetson. Did he not take it to someone to have it shaped? Or is it misshaped because of his head. Id have to fet my calipers to be sure.
A tweet said it was on backwards.
HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP
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Brace noise
idiot lol
NY border crisis? Where are the migrants coming from, Canada?
I know one Canadian who ICE should have caught (Its Musk, just to be clear)
isn't he south african
He's a child of immigrants to South Africa. Hes an immigrant twice.
His family is actually more Canadian than South African. His grandpa was some weirdo con man from Canada that fled to SA.
I don't think you can inherit nationality he grew up in South Africa. Maybe his granddad was canadian but he isn't
The TrueAnon episode goes into this a bit more in depth but I think he has overall more cultural and familial ties in Canada. He is also from SA, but I think being Canadian is still part of his family's identity.
Canada's favorite chiropractic apartheid failson dynasty
ok fair enough
Border states are putting refugees on buses and sending them to more northern lib states to get rid of them and to rile up the chuds across the country.
What a dumpy fuckin schlub.
This is the divorcest looking dad of all
When your that rich you don't even have to self motivate either. Pay your personal trainer/personal chef to organize shit to make you be healthy and fit.
You literally have limitless money how are you more dumpy than me???
He really is a loser in every conceivable way, and the system rewards him for it lmao
If that nerd Zuck can get swole via wealth almost anyone can
Nah I think the zucc just kind of allocates tasks like a person playing the sims. No feelings in there so there's no loss of motivation or pain or boredom or anything like that to fight against.
Even in typical very white very basic American cowboy mythology, black hats mean bad guys. But they must look badass and le epic amirite. ![melon-musk](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/42a83e55-9504-4fac-82b0-58e918fe2f3f.png "emoji melon-musk")
Hat designed to give the wearer heat-stroke when worn outside in the southwestern US. Maybe explains why he was rambling about the border crisis in New York City?
He absolutely drips neck beard energy.
He makes David Filoni's hat look normal lmao
Since no one else posted it yet, I will.
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Motherfucker doesn't even live in NY, wtf does he know?
Elon is now larping as his shitbag brother, Gimbal or whatever his name is.
Gargoyle
You mean Gumball?
Gyroscope
Bro looks like he discovered the function was cowboy themed at the very last moment lmao
Fucking weak cowboy cosplay, it's not even hard to dress up like one. Button up shirt, jeans, bigass belt buckle, that's all you need. Wear boots and take up chewing tobacco if you feel like going all out. If you want to steal yeehaw valor you can put in the tiniest bit of effort to at least have a coherent outfit
We need more green jacket ladies ❤️
As much as I detest almost anything American and especially it's "culture", I have a soft spot for like, cowboy stuff. Men wearing boots, riding horses and mumbling mashed words in an odd drawl? I'd kinda like to do that too!
But this… outfit… this is just a lowly farce. Get lost gramps.
cowboy aesthetic is sus unless you are gay or POC
or Adam Page
Or lesbian