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I hereby declare myself Interim Juan Guaidó
oh god oh fuck
![guaido](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/b19eeff5-1d1e-43fc-93bb-a1c7950c8837.png "emoji guaido")
I am humbled and honored to nominate myself to serve as California's interim senator. My first order of business will be restoring the confederate flag to San Francisco, followed shortly by co-sponsoring a bipartisan resolution condemning the Green New Deal.
Wow, that is such a brave position, thank you senator. Madam Feinstein is smiling up at us even now.
![picard-pointing](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/770db8b9-0246-43ce-9676-9473dc54ce75.png "emoji picard-pointing") Now that's MY senator!