The funny part is even if this were true, cernovich would be safe because nobody gives a shit about him and he's not relevant
Yeah what happened to him?
literally no idea, he is a conservative whose relevance expired so long ago that I have no knowledge other than "the wife he divorced bankrolled his attempts to get famous" and I'm pretty sure it failed
Yeah wow haven't even thought about this dipshit in years
Conservatives reality: OMG BIDEN IS A COMMIE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD PARTY WE'RE GONNA BE PUT IN THE GULAG
Actual reality: Biden does literally nothing to anyone unless you're poor, and then he just points and laughs at you and calls you fat
Let's be fair, he also talks mad shit about push ups but I don't think he's ever done a single one in public.
Joe Biden draw a clock challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
joe biden walk up stairs challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
he should try riding a bike again
It would be funnier to watch him try a unicycle
Joe Biden ride a penny farthing without a helmet on challenge: please do this asap
joe ride a lime scooter home from a bar challenge
Actual reality: Biden does literally nothing to anyone unless you're poor, and then he just points and laughs at you and calls you fat
He also brings in inflation so high it makes it difficult to purchase groceries or afford rent. But yeah man, Joe is for sure the vanguard of the revolution and he's going to execute Trump, sure.
![biden-the-thing](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/cc655109-7b12-4c54-8fa6-0b2a2807aa71.png "emoji biden-the-thing") Listen, fat
in the biden second term every nascar track will be converted into woke torture camps for all white people. They'll still have races, but only electric cars driven by lesbians
Drag race but all drivers must wear drag
this is literally the plot of that Depeche Mode music video "A pain that I'm used to"
Damn I didn't know Biden was based
![brandon](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/8cafea16-a96e-45b6-9058-2735b9b6c4ad.png "emoji brandon") First he came for the conservatives…and I was like ? FUCK YEAH
I would literally vote for Joe Biden if he just pledged to do a Bolshevik revolution. I would do voter outreach and tell friends/family that this is the most important election of their lives.
So what's stopping them now?
Biden literally LET YOU WIN the culture war on abortion and is LETTING YOU WIN the culture war on LGBT stuff. What MORE do you want? Biden could announce a "white people rule [redacted]s drool!" day and you spoiled losers STILL will think you're being reverse-oppressed.
The cracker cries out in pain as it strikes you.
Scot Adams already predicted this, I'm still waiting for it to happen ![maddened](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/c56a5e78-b281-4da8-9d97-5499d884b378.png "emoji maddened")
![inshallah-script](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/ffdaa60c-1080-4cfd-bb0a-c29b00f0cbf8.png "emoji inshallah-script")
You hate biden because
woke moralist baked potato mob coming to eat my toothbrush and grind my pickup truck into a salad topping
I hate biden because he will let you fascist fucks get what you want, but agitate you the entire time.
We are not the same
look up Oktober revolution
Holy hell
I'm reading this with my They Live glasses and what I'm getting is that they're hyping each other up to kill and disappear people next year
![glasses-on](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/4f569a37-8368-4112-ab31-af73a96046cf.png "emoji glasses-on") yeah this checks out
Judeo Bidenism
lmfao
![kelly](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/4130400e-bfdb-4b39-bee4-739802528a0f.png "emoji kelly")
I feel like they were saying shit like during 2020 or just after. If only![biden-leftist](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/7a233642-721f-4a23-bb8d-c98d4a9d9721.png "emoji biden-leftist") ![sicko-wistful](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/397348a3-d5bd-4b5b-94d6-2048118e5238.png "emoji sicko-wistful")
every thing center and even mildly liberal is GOMMUNISM
Imagine being in a dumbest guy on the internet competition and this is your opponent.
What do you do to win?