I think I'm okay, apart from hearing a strange voice in my head telling me repeatedly to  for  or else…
Oh fuck.
Luckily dodged the Marburg virus but my rapidly growing jaw thinks it may have activated the Habsburg virus.
I'm so sorry 😢
Real talk. My coworker came in and told us about this. One of my other coworkers, a younger girl, was concerned about it too. Like…what the fuck is wrong with these people? Is this how it's going to be from now on? Just more and more people becoming insane freaks?
Yes. Social media's constant bombardment of fascist propaganda is rotting people's brains with brainworms.
Social media always was dicey but mega sites like Facebook and Twitter etc have really dumped everyone in the same pot. Back in the day if I wanted to avoid g*mer bullshit I just wouldn't go to their forums etc.
FB and Twitter are the absolute worst at the moment, at least with youtube you can to some degree train the algorithm to stop recommending you reactionary horseshit. But with FB/Twitter it's an endless barrage of promoted brainworm content
WW3 starting because of minion memes wasn't on my bingo card
oh sweet. a new excuse to call out of work today
"can't work. eating brains"
With the added bonus of being able to call out of work for the entire week, because you got sick from eating people's  as well.
feeling fine so far 
Itchy.
Tasty.
Brains!
Haven't eaten meat in a year but I have a sudden craving for braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnsssssss…
Didn't work because I've been zombified for awhile. I'm a Swiftie.
I was listening to the QAA episode about this when I got the alert lmao
wtf i love 5G now
I'm a zambie now
Not sure if nothing happened or I was always a zombie. Help, I’m scared.
I zb gv brnnnnn
My phone doesn't have 5G
