Tell me more about this hampter tomato
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i have followup questions about "world peace"
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Also, does the world decelerate smoothly or does it just stop and change direction instantly because that might be bad.
I mean, it'd take forever to do it smoothly, right? Like it's spinning pretty damn fast if it's able to rotate completely in 24 hours, there is no way it could go the other way for just 24 hours without that requiring everything you've ever known to be launched into the east like water shaken from a dog's coat.
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We've all got a lot of momentum so I feel like a sudden stop would throw everything east really hard.
a gentle deceleration from 1600 km/h to -1600 km/h
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Choosing that one requires a rag tag group of underdogs to mine down to the core and nuke it to make it spin the other way.
World peace obviously. The UK which is compatible with world peace (airstrip one) is fine.
Does the owl want to hug me?
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If its an enthusiastic hug from an owl who's cool with it, that shit sounds magical.
world peace (but the UK still exist]
![anakin-padme-2](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/d005c0c7-e7e6-469f-993e-3012b90a48b9.png "emoji anakin-padme-2") As an Escape from NY style prison, right?
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i speedball the owl ones
placebo
It's not placebo unless we think it's something else
So what is it?
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You weren't kidding, it really does taste like lemonade ![antelope-popcorn](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/b516dce5-087b-422a-8cfc-d352097bde1a.gif "emoji antelope-popcorn")
This is then clearly the ideal choice
That’s not true, the placebo effect has been observed in cases even when the subject has been advised of a medication’s placebo nature.
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earth rotates the other way pill not only gets the earth to rotate the other way, it achieves what all the other pills do combined (except UK will no longer exist)
Assuming the last one just means the earth itself and not everything on it, I've got to go with that. Let's go everything having a 2000 mph relative velocity to the earth's surface. And then it would happen again 24 hours later as everything returned to normal.
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I mean so… lets go with the easy out.
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It's an extended release pill, so the acceleration change would be gradual.
Unless you crushed it up and shorted it. Then the world would go flying
Hamptr
No, I take them all
Dark blue team let's go. Time to show Old Testament God how to do this thing properly
No more half measures Yahweh
I'd go with the green one
minty
I choose magenta but my reverse monkey paw finger curls and the UK is jettisoned into space. This does not prevent its existence per se.