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A super gigantic octopus plushie bestrides a google image of the Earth, wearing a mianguan, the ceremonial headdress worn by Chinese emperors like JDPON icon Qin Shi Huangdi.
There’s also a heads of communism style picture of five different octopi plushie in the likeness of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Mao.
Finally, there’s a picture of Greta Thunberg wearing a bandana on her face that displays the logo of The New People’s Army, the armed wing of the Communist Party of the Philippines.
The text in the picture reads, “UNLIMITED GENOCIDE ON THE 1st WORLD.”
One plushie toy sends reactionaries into a pissing puddle
It is a pretty cute doll lol
its apparently a Moody octopus, they’re reversible and have a happy and angry side, to help non verbal people express themselves
it makes the whole thing so much more unsettling
I have one, and yes it’s adorable.
Fun fact: it’s actually reversible and the opposite (purple) side has a smile!
On mine the smile is on the blue side (exact same shade of blue as pictured above) and the grumpy face is on the red side.
Got it as a ‘stocking stuffer’ from my best friend’s mom a few christmases ago. Top marks.
Mine is a smiling gray and a frowning black
I didn’t even know it was an autism thing, maybe it should be a diagnostic criterion lmao
What if I’m too autistic to use it to express how I’m feeling?
CHUDs: “Only dogs hear the dogwhistle!”
Also CHUDs: “Greta Thunberg is a closet authoritarian because she has this particular toy and SHE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO!”
This goes hard.
I don’t know if I could ever explain this image to someone in real life without scaring them away
“Some weirdo accused Greta Thurnberg of being a Nazi because they had an octopus plushie and so people ran with it and then started depicting the plushie as a militant communist because it was more sympathetic but still funny”
Half of these words would make a normal person have a brain collapse like in a Neal Stephenson novel
Can we get this as an emote?
Qin Xi Huang Hamas
Anyone with Bluesky plz supply the site with Slammer posts please I need it i need my fucking fix.
Filling my cupboards with the Mao octopus plushie