• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading “Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF”.

    • It’s textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people’s faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
    • The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
    • Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
    • Die mad.
    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.

      It’s still kind of grimly funny if you think about those Ukranians’ opponent being some dumbass who didn’t even get taught how to soldier in a language he understood before he was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and turned into their cannon fodder.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      14 hours ago

      die mad

      Fuck I love this site so much more than the “you’ve been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can’t know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users.” site

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    When Tim Cook came out as gay, Russia took down a statue honoring Steve Jobs. That’s a completely different person. How intolerant can you get?

    This refugee from “woke” can suck it. Poor widdle baby gonna get shot, boo hoo.

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      6 hours ago

      Nothing of value was lost when he moved away. Nothing of value will be lost when his corpse is left rotting in a field.

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    5 hours ago

    US military recruiting also highlights free college and safe high pay. But the fine print enslaves you to “Mobile infantry will make you the man I am today.”

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      It’s easy to be in a progressive country like Canada and praise the Soviet Union or Russia. I think deep down they know that they’d have a miserable life in Russia or China, so at best they make up reasons for why they can’t move, even though the power of the passports and wages in the countries most of them are from allows them to easily do that, which can’t be said about Russian or Chinese citizens trying to get a visa to even travel to one of the Western countries.

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    11 hours ago

    He gets to die fighting for what he believes in–Oligarchs that don’t give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they’re all poors.

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      6 hours ago

      Yes. In childhood, teen years, early 20s. This guy looks to be at least 40.

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    6 hours ago

    Man, he wants to play catch by being at the receiving end of a 500lb MK82 bomb made somewhere in the US Midwest.

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    If you belive LGBTQ media is all it will take to turn you gay then you are already gay.

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      14 hours ago

      For real! I had my moment of doubt in college, since I wasnt afraid of being gay I gave it a shot. I still don’t really consider myself super straight, but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.

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        , but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.

        Who has touched your bits and pieces more than anyone else? That’s right, YOU!!
        Every single day, multiple times a day, you are there touching them…Cleaning them. Smushing them hither and thither, so it’s about time you faced up to the fact that you need to move to Russia to prove you haven’t caught “The Gay” from all that touching!!!

        ( /s, just in case )

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    I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn’t met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one “went to shit.” Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that’s why he chose to move to Texas. “God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see.” I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

    A bad interaction like this shouldn’t ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I’m so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

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      11 hours ago

      Met someone at a dive bar recently that was a raging piece of shit MAGAt and went on and on about hating DEI and how white people deserve equality too…

      …fucking turns out they also work in HR at a company. Sadly I wasn’t able to figure out what company (was hoping to report them). But dear god. Worst HR person ever.

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      Another Texan here that was in education but I got out because of people like the one you described (and a general feeling of burn out).

      Sorry to hear that about the interaction and the fact that the guy is integral/HR. I’m sort of amazed that he didn’t change or grow as a person after having traveled and moved around like that, but I guess that goes to show you can’t really teach someone who doesn’t want to learn. Having grown up in Texas I can understand that way of conservative thinking, but luckily thanks to having been exposed to different ways of thinking and cultures, I can never empathize with that kind of thinking. I’m tired at this point and if a republican coworker of mine really wants to fight me over how great their cult is, I’m just gonna turn the cheek and walk away, like I don’t think it’s worth the effort anymore to even engage with them over politics.

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        I met tons of cool people whenever I visited my friends in Texas … but that’s because my friends were lesbian college professors. I never deluded myself into thinking they were typical of people in that state.

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        6 hours ago

        I agree that the east of Ukraine has many fascists in it. They usually go around with the letter Z on their person. Have you seen them?

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    My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we’re all hanging out in the living room.

    I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.

    I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.

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      13 hours ago

      He will swallow his gun the moment they hand one over to him. A Russian conscript and a foreigner from the softest country in history? This dude is probably dead already.

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        I hope it’s one of those videos where they chase him around a bit, those are hilarious with some Benny Hill music.