I have this on my bookshelf and it is brilliant. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36220699-abridged-classics
A cab driver living in a tiny apartment meets an attractive woman and goes on a cruise and vacation with her
Oh God fucking dammit.
Radio personality’s show is derailed by a boring guest who is only interested in rocks.
Basketball game where one of the players isn’t supposed to be there. But there is no rule about it. 🐶🏀
Space Jam when Bill Murray fills in the spot.
Air Bud
Two people falls off a ship, the ship sinks. The boy dies. The girl cries.
Documentary about a failed buoyancy study in 1912.
Spoiler
Titanic.
Some aliens forgot to update their spaceships anti-malware definitions.
Spoiler
Independence day?
Park ranger takes a family on a hike, family is attacked by giant lizards
Spoiler
Jurassic Park? Not really a hike, or lizards, though.
I challenge you to reframe it…
Disgruntled sysadmin sabotages zoo security system while attempting to make off with a company’s trade secrets. Child saves the day by rebooting a Unix system.
Clever girl
They were essentially in their mid twenties…
Frodo was 50 and Sam was 38, no?
A guy makes a science experiment that fails and it takes a long time to get back home.
Back to the Future 2.
Boy’s incestuous mother and pervert father help teach him about adhering to speed limits and proper labeling of undergarments.
A fluffle of rabbits is violently and steadily decimated.
Watership Down?
One guy leaves society and goes exploring, eventually dies.
Into the wild.
Ding ding ding
An unqualified impostor tricks his way into being an astronaut.
Among Us.
Nope. Gattaca.
College kid gets booked, calls the family lawyer.
Spoiler
My Cousin Vinny?
Yes!
A guy takes a pill that makes him learn kung fu, than he dies.
The Matrix
Guy gets sent to war, makes the best of it by taking photos. Guy training them is a real comedian.
Worst.
Trash can.
Ever.
