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If I had a dollar for every time I saw this particular meme in the fediverse of all places, I’d have enough to be able to live the dream.
Way to fuck with my head as I’m in bed.
Fuck you. :P
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!!!
Just 5 more minutes…
I wish I could. I’d love nothing more than to leave this all behind.
Maybe you’d wake up to something worse, like the Matrix, an apocalyptic wasteland with humans grown as energy source…
Oh, cool, I thought I’d have to live this shitty life for so much longer, but I’ll wake up now, haha, right?.. Right…?
This is your partner. Please wake up, the kids miss you.
Sorry you had to find out this way, but I never wanted kids
Why would I do that if I’m living my life in the dream for so long already
No