Trump rambled in the email, telling his supporters they had been with him through ‘everything’ – his impeachments, a ‘rigged’ election, ‘sham’ legal cases and his assassination attempts.
‘That’s why I’ve launched a 24-HOUR TRUMP FUNDRAISING BLITZ, and I’m asking everyone to chip in $15 to make it one for the record books!’
Here, I’ll donate to that project!
hands you suspicious jar of embalming fluid
…actually, it’s just my piss. But still use it, ok?
That jar isn’t nearly enough. I’m sure I can get you some more.
Rig him up to a urinal, I’ll get the line going.