Trump rambled in the email, telling his supporters they had been with him through ‘everything’ – his impeachments, a ‘rigged’ election, ‘sham’ legal cases and his assassination attempts.
‘That’s why I’ve launched a 24-HOUR TRUMP FUNDRAISING BLITZ, and I’m asking everyone to chip in $15 to make it one for the record books!’
The trumpers are probably going to put him in a reliquary. He’ll be thin at at last. His hands will still be tiny though. All I ask is that they don’t have him stuffed into a taxidermy.
They’ll just have him lying in state forever being repaired and pieces of him replaced like Lenin.
An Egyptian pharaoh tomb