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Twist: they’re all humans in bear costumes
Don’t kink-shame the furries!
I’d just settle for one night of good sleep.
Have you tried a bear outfit?
Have you tried getting a bear outfit fitted as a cephalopod?
I NEED THAT SUIT SO BAD!
And if the bears find out and rip you to pieces? I would consider that a bonus!
ah mauled to death by bears. I’ve heard worse plans ngl
As a bonus, you’ll be counted as a missing person so when you reappear in spring, people will be so relieved you can resume your life!
Wake me up when the flowers bloom
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