Even the post title. Good job I hate you
Their username is also hilarious
FARTYSHARTBLAST
a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D
FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.
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bro I am disappoint
It’s “John Romero” and “Commander Keen”.
Ah yes, the good ol’ John Halo
He kills teh aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything
“No John, you are the demon.”
John Halo the Masterchef?
This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character’s name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo’s monster.
But was he the real monster though? Or was Halo the monster all along for creating him?
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
This post gave me a stroke.
But what if Zelda was a girl?
What if Zelda wasn’t a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
My favourite is definitely Elden John
He’s the hero of Elden Ring right?
Yep, that’s the guy. Though he does share a lot of character design with John Souls
Don’t forget the blue hedgehog that’s really fast! Rainbow Dash!
They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!
This hurts me mentally and physically.
I didn’t realize until I got to the bubble gum.
Can’t wait to play these on my Nintendo
Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling “Pecan Fire!”
…You used Blue’s sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.
You joke but I really don’t know the name of Price of Persia. He’s the cool guy who avoids floor like it’s lava.
Well, how much does Persia cost?
“Tomb” bruh