This is ancient AF. Cutting off the post date is shitty,
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I suppose that’s fair, but the post date should still be included to prevent people who aren’t familiar with it from thinking this just happened.
You expect me to read the title? Fuck you!
As a black woman I find this amusing.
As a Bronze Age Mesopotamian copper salesman, I too feel this way.
You’ve never seen copper as fine as what my suppliers are making!
Sorry to highjack the thread, but I’ve been on hold with customer service for hours. I want to lodge a complaint about the poor quality copper you sold me. I need a refund.
Send a stone tablet dude. Its the only way to get through to these guys.
Even back in the day, you had to submit a ticket.
How else will they keep track of the work?!?! It’s that way for a reason!! Now start chiseling!
*clay tablet
But I have a similar complaint with the clay salesman. The reed guy sold me defective goods too. This is bullshit!
You son of a dog! You owe me restitution! I traded you several of my finest goats and linens, and your copper has pitted and degraded more than the copper from other traders. I see you have other complaints, yet only my downvote has been inscribed thus far. I bet you’re manipulating reviews, you scalawag!
As an AI enhanced dildo, I find your sense of humour wonderful.
I’m a gay black Chinese trans stamp collector with a low flow toilet and I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.
but whats your favorite stamp
The one on your mom’s lower back is up there.
i think you have me confused with someone whose mother would admit to getting a tattoo (oh these eyebrow tattoos? they’re different)
Trans stamp collector or trans stamp collector?
All I remember from stamp class is that you’re Hermaphradhesive if you’ve got glue on both sides.
CA queer and African transvestitic or genderish philatelist with a dynamic fluid excretion contraption that’s saving money hand over fist?
As an underwater basket weaver from Northsouthern Scandinavia this guy seems like a dick but I have no expertise on the subject.
I’m going to guess you were, or are, in the US military? Am I right? Lol
No? What made you think so?
“underwater basketweaving” is a phrase you hear a LOT from military and prior military in my experience. I’ve only ever heard it from military family
Edit: they normally add “with an emphasis in wicker”
as dean brownings gay, black and heavily handicapped alter ego, i feel very respected right now
I’m a speaking horse (I’m Bojack Horseman’s sister) and am qualified to say that this is a lie because I have a PhD in lie detecting.
Well. We all heard it straight from the horses mouth.
Vaush, stop making alt accounts!
As a green Martian, I find this credible
