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minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 months agoHe needs to do everything he can to nail their balls to two different horses running opposite directions.
minus-squareArmchairAce1944linkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoI think their dicks should go one way and balls another…
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoAdding a third and fourth horse for their dicks¹ is totally reasonsonable, but I feel like there are better non-horse-related solutions here. ¹in front and behind
minus-squareArmchairAce1944linkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoWhy not just have one horse pull their balls in one direction and their penis in another? While they are strapped naked to a bench.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 months agoI think the balls should be horse-ripped separately. I feel very strongly about this, unless we horse-rip one and do the other with something involving a trip to home depot.
He needs to do everything he can to nail their balls to two different horses running opposite directions.
I think their dicks should go one way and balls another…
Adding a third and fourth horse for their dicks¹ is totally reasonsonable, but I feel like there are better non-horse-related solutions here.
¹in front and behind
Why not just have one horse pull their balls in one direction and their penis in another? While they are strapped naked to a bench.
I think the balls should be horse-ripped separately. I feel very strongly about this, unless we horse-rip one and do the other with something involving a trip to home depot.