• TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Maybe I’m gay, but I’ve never wanted a bone a woman so bad it got in the way of living my life.

    Just jack it and move on bro. It’s not that hard.

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        You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.

        But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive. Hell, it might inhibit his desire to leave home. This could be a death knell.

        Also, daily nutrition bags in the arm are an option. Dietary masturbation

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        1 month ago

        Sexual dissatisfaction can contribute to bad mental health, especially if you’re a lot needier in that regard.

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    What pills would even do that? I know that anti-depressants can have that effect, but it’s usually temporary (i.e. the libido-suppressing effect subsides after taking them for about half a year).

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      not getting laid isn’t a problem

      just like not having a ps5 isn’t a problem.

      it’s just not getting what you want.

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        Seriously. Virgins think there’s something magical about the first time, and that everything will change afterward. The only thing that might change is their attitude. There’s nothing stopping them from doing that right now.

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          i mean, there is a shitload of social shame boiled into not having sex. it’s not about the sex so much as thinking if they bone the shame will go away.

          as a dude, the #1 insult most anyone goes to is ‘you can’t get laid’, or ‘you are gay’ if you reject a woman. as if getting laid all the time is something all dudes must aspire to and they are sexually flawed if they reject sex.

          again, i’m a big gay, but my sexual interest in a woman is mostly tied to if i have a emotional connection with her. casual sex bores the shit out of me and i’d rather masturbate than bone a lady if i am not legit into her as a person.

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        You’re absolutely correct. I just wish incels could realize this.

        It’s not a “real” problem but it IS a problem, to anon. And instead of doing something to address it his solution is to take a pill that will help him ignore it.

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    Fake: anon has the balls to chop off his balls
    Gay: anon isn’t fucking pretty women

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    Dumb only if you are jumping to conclusions about how unattractive you are. (Likely)

    Smart if you somehow have empirical data (not just vibes) demonstrating your innate and unavoidable unattractiveness AND find horniness -> masturbation a net negative experience. (sad but understandable)

    EDIT: Though also consider prostitutes, VR porn, or once they become available, convincing sex robots.

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    Better to get pretty yourself I think? I feel like the bar for good looking straight guy is not even that high, you could be in the top half just by getting in shape, haircut and wearing clean clothes that fit.

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        Only liking “pretty women” is dumb because it’s not a real thing. Op will be miserable until he learns to appreciate the diversity of the human body.

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          I personally fall in this camp. I’m only attracted to women who I’m attracted to, and what I’m attracted to is fairly well aligned with conventional beauty standards. The thought of being intimate with someone who I’m not attracted to gives me a visceral feeling of nausea, and on the occasions I’ve done it anyway in the name of pushing my own boundaries and expanding my horizons, I’ve woken up the next morning feeling dirty and emotionally sick.

          Of course, my attraction to any given individual is not a judgement of their character or worth as a human being. I don’t dislike these people, or hold any ill will for them. My penis just doesn’t want to be inside them. Felt this way since I was about 9 years old, and the feeling has been pretty consistent since then - I suspect it is quite immutable. This, for me, is quite inconvenient since I also have a high sex drive and am highly motivated by sex. My life would be far easier if I had the capacity to enjoy sex with a greater diversity of people - but I can’t.

          I solve this problem by being attractive, so pretty women want to sleep with me. It’s a fair bit of work, but it’s worth it for the hotties. Plus the other benefits.