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- ehbuddyhoser@sh.itjust.works
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41974217
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Calling it “Jesusland” is misleading. People might think anything Jesus supposedly taught actually happens in that shithole.
If you don’t think Illinois is part of Jesus land, I have news for you.
I think anyone who knows anything about Jesus would know exactly what a country named “Jesusland” would be like!
I mean the Mormons teach he used to hang out there.
What about “honk Jesus honk Jesus Jesus”?
United Provinces and Territories of Canada
Liberate tutemet ex inferis
Y’all did Colorado dirty with that map
Dude, Colorado Springs could be the capital of Jesusland.
Yeah, they got good weed. Motion to annex Colorado
seconded
isn’t new mexico cool too? should we annex them as well?
yeah CO and New Mexico definitely should form a coalition to seceed. Tuscon and Phoenix can join us!
I’m hesitant about phoenix. that city is a testament to man’s arrogance. but there’s a really good gyro place there that i like
The bullshit happening in the USA is ours to correct.
There will be no magic way out of our situation.
I’m glad to be seeing this take more and more vs the desire to jump ship.
I mean, I do agree.
But also. Jokes about Canada geese invading are amusing.
(Psst. We have poutine in Minnesota )
You’re gonna snag all of Pennsylvania? You, uh, really sure you want to do that?
If Pennsyltucky could read they’d be very upset.
hey, I resemble that remark.
I mean, we have nice fun hilly backroads to drive on, here in western PA. And the Amish, quirky as they are, are still generally pleasant.
I admit that’s a short list of redeeming qualities for the Western half of Pennsylvania but how the fuck are we supposed to compete with the Poconos? Wilkes-Barre is too fucking pretty. Western PA can be pretty gorgeous but not that picturesque.
As a Michigander I approve this transition. Where can we sign?
Petition to save the non Jesus-Land Colorado peeps.
Secondsed
Seriously. Why Colorado but not Michigan?
And just the top part of Illinois. South Illinois can suck it in Jesusland
Was thinking the same thing.
Yeah, but this is every state though. Blue cities and red rural areas.
Jesusland would be so fucked, economically… and in every other way.
IMO they could even rename it to trumpistan if that helps grease the wheels.
Sorry Colorado and Austin, TX, you’re on your own. Good luck.
You don’t want Austin. That’s where all the tech billionaires are retreating to
We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ’s are very low but threat levels are high. They got a mandate, they don’t want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise
O Canada please take (some of) us Michiganders in. We love you and we love hockey almost as much as y’all do 🙏
Don’t worry, we’re part of The United States of Canada on this map. 😁
