• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Mine will start singing at 555. Breakfast is at 6 to 630. If I snap my fingers he’ll run away. Because he knows he’s being a fuck. Get up. Runs under the bed out of reach. Plays chicken. Until you either feed him or throw him out of the room.

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    3 months ago

    There are two types of cats: cats who quietly sleep at night and cats who do whatever they want but outdoors.

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      3 months ago

      what about the cat that runs up and down the hallway at night with her ball in her mouth yelling “look at me! i have my ball!” (you know the meow) and while playing footie with another ball at approximately 85dB. and if you get up and look at her, she just lays down and says “oh! it is time for pets and plays!” but the game she wants to play is “do not pet me”

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    3 months ago

    My upstairs neighbor has two cats and this is them at the weirdest damned hours. I like it though, it reminds me of one of the good things for my childhood. I miss having a cat and I hate being allergic.