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“You idiot! Don’t write that down—his name ain’t Puddin’ Tame!”
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Ask me again and I’ll tell ya the same
I read that as “Padan Fain” at first glance and was confused by The Far Side and Wheel of Time crossover.
That’s two WoT references references practically back to back. Something must be twisting the weave.
Pass that pen there Billy Bob and I’ll write us up a song, or perhaps I’ll pen a sonnet if the melody sits all wrong.
Hand me down a crayon and I’ll draw a mighty oak, 'cause of all my brother Masons I’m the quickest with a joke.
Catch me in the right light you’ll see my shapes shaped to please, and if I shake my trousers down I’m hung just above the knee.
You may have difficulty catchin’ breath when you hear my weighty name - I’m the one that told ya “Told ya so” and they calls me Puddin’ Taine.
