• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    5 days ago

    This is what veracrypt containers are for. Family finds a huge file named Porn.Encrypted, knows what it is in general terms, and can’t get in.

    There are also various systems you can set up to automatically wipe stuff if you don’t enter a password every set number of days, but I think the encrypted container is easier and less prone to loss due to laziness.

    • Zozano@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      4 days ago

      The grandkids in 30 years will have the scripts to crack your file with the CPU on their smart-hat.

      (also, Dead Man’s Switch is the name of the system you’re referring to)

  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    5 days ago

    Ooh, this one’s dark, even without the bonus panel. There’s only a couple kinds of unforgiveable porn and the only acceptable one is if that dude from “unforgiveable” started doing porn. And it’s the regular kind.

    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      5 days ago

      I could very easily find something for you that you would classify as unforgivable, even if they aren’t illegal.

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        5 days ago

        Like I said, there are a few types out there, but I sincerely doubt there’s anything you could post on the standard internet that I personally would dub “unforgivable.”

        • three@piefed.social
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          5 days ago

          Good thing this comic isn’t about you. It’s about what the family would see as unforgivable. Maybe… videos of dad cheating? Creep shots of the mother in law? Anal?

          • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            5 days ago

            That person said “FOR YOU”, that “YOU” would classify as unforgivable. Referring to me.

            I was responding to that person, not the original comic in the comment you replied to. That’s like, how this web site works.

  • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    4 days ago

    Nah. If people find my taste in porn after I die, I don’t care whether they are disgusted or not on account of, you know, being dead!

  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    5 days ago

    You’re not truly living until you no longer care who finds your porn stash after you die. You won’t be around to care and they can choose to delete/throw out if they don’t want to look.

  • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    5 days ago

    I should get boxes like those and just keep old electronics in them. Would go nicely with the admittedly sym linked version of xkcd 981 I have on most of my Linux installations.