There’s not just one “the” gurney with a bad wheel. A good third of the gurneys will have a bad wheel, because they’re all from 1983 and haven’t been maintained since, and the wheel will sound like the screams of the damned if you try to move it forward any faster than a snail’s pace. And it’ll vibrate harder than a massage chair.

Here’s one where I wish the “employees only” door wasn’t the door to the room they’re currently in, i.e. if the room with the dead bodies isn’t for employees only, what could be hiding behind such a door?!