I was once invited to join a coffee reading event, to which I responded by asking if I should bring a book or whether they had a specific one in mind. Wish I could say it was was wit, but nope, just genuine confusion lol.

I was drunk at a party at a rural art gallery in my 20s and a middle aged woman i didn’t know grabbed my hand, looked at it and said with perfect confidence that i needed to be careful driving home because i’d been in a few prangs (australian for car accidents) and had another coming up.

When i replied that i’ve never driven a car or been in an accident all she could say was “oh”.

We all wish we could come up with such clever responses right in the moment.

Jared deflects psychic intuition