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VetOfTheSeas to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 15 hours ago

Kiddo is going to remember this forever

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Kiddo is going to remember this forever

VetOfTheSeas to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 15 hours ago
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  • calmblue75@lemmy.ml
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    Kids learn what you teach them.

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Kids love trivia. When I was a kid I had the characteristics of dozens of dinosaur species memorized. The whole Pokemon franchise is built on this.

    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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      sqrt 2 = 1.4142135623730950884
      sqrt 3 = 1.732050808
      sqrt 5 = 2.236067978
      sqrt 6 = 2.664(?) i think
      sqrt 7 = ?
      sqrt 8 = 2.828
      sqrt 10 = 3.166

      recited from memory, remembered since i was 13 or sth idk, i was bored back then.

      • EddoWagt@feddit.nl
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        Why don’t you know 7, also 6 is wrong

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        You skipped 4 and 9. Couldn’t remember those, could you?

        • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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          sqrt 1 = 1
          sqrt 4 = 2
          sqrt 9 = 3

      • Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works
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        Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon Zeta Eta Theta Iota Kappa Lambda Mu Nu Omicron? ? Rho Tau Sigma Upsilon Phi Chi Psi Omega

        Edit: Forgot about Xi and Pi, before and after Omicron respectively. Also swapped Tau and Sigma’s position.

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    My grandpa (electrician) was telling me about electrons. I was so fascinated with things like current not being speed, and magnetic force, and batteries. I think I’ve learned now everything there is to learn about electrons - electronics, electrochemistry, magnetooptics, electron microscopy, positron tomography, xray generation, power generation, electrites, etc, etc.

    Still unemployed lol.

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      Damnit, this is why the world needs some sort of universal basic income system. You might be the one to create effectively free energy or something but we’ll never know.

    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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      there’s 2 types of electric current: electrons flowing through a wire, and protons flowing through water

      the second kind is also called a pH gradient (because pH value measures how many protons there are in water) and is the main theme of most of biochemistry. since biochemistry is all about moving protons (and other charged ions) around. so this opens up a whole new field (biochemistry) for you!

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      Heh, I’m an electron microscopist. Also, ham radio operator. ‘Electricity’ is fascinating.

  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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    They just want you to engage with them

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      They haven’t been told atoms are boring yet

      • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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        Am adult. Must have missed that memo.

  • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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    Missed a chance to say “I tried to literally Bohr my 3yo to sleep”

    • whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works
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      When I tell my kid to go to bed, he Boltzmann. Then he just lays there stiff as a Planck.

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    Young kids love the sound of your voice and can sense the enthusiasm probably. They will respond to that more than the content. My daughter was the same with stories about the ice age…

    • moakley@lemmy.world
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      Are you trying to say my daughter is obsessed with super heroes and Greek mythology because she got it from me and not just because she’s awesome?

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    Kids just want attention and love from their parents. They’ll take interest in your interests if you share them with them.

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    I tried to bore my son to sleep by reading Dune to him. He now reads the books on his own.

    • gedfromgont@piefed.ca
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      Is he a worm yet?

      • Klear@piefed.world
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        And if so, do you still love him?

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        Just wait until OP’s son declares Jihad

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      Task failed successfully

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    🥹

  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Gotta get ‘em hooked on the physics early!

    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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      can confirm. my dad read me a physics book when i was 8 and now i’ve learned a whole lot about physics!

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