I’m so glad we came out to visit family in the middle of the flattest place imaginable on the stormiest July 4th I can remember.
You’re going to have a lot more tornadoes with that many windmills, milling the wind.
I mean where do you think wind flour comes from?
No need to worry. We haven’t recently done anything that The Lord would see fit to smite us for. Right?
You mean besides all the blasphemy?
I quite literally watched clouds turning circles over my head a few hours ago.
That was by me one day last month, except they were rolling on their sides. Somebody else saw a funnel cloud. No touchdowns though. The rest of us had the good sense to be in the apartment basement hallway.
The Suite from Twister starts playing
Watches are, warnings aren’t. Stay safe! With both tornadoes and family lol
Getting interstellar vibes from the pic
MURRPH
