iLube sold separately (4oz, $85)
So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.
You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.
I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?
Also cheat during chess championships!
I’d try it.
I’m first in line
Link? Sauce? Link tho?
Yeah I mean, I’m not not interested
Sam, your son would like a word with you.
Toyota can get you 900 mile range on their new ev with a butt plug, imagine what Apple can do
https://jalopnik.com/toyota-says-this-butt-plug-will-allow-it-to-build-900-m-1850929505
C’mon Apple, you cowards! Do it!
bAss
Ok, serious question: Would this not have been more funny wirh the text: “AirPods. Now with subwoofer.”
Actually, the plug-in part makes it funnier… cuz it’s butt plug.