The Big Bad Wolf is changing its ways finally! Yey! Now, instead of using its great big teeth to eat grandma, he is using its smaller chewing teeth to eat grandma! Yey!

Big Bad Wolf: ok, how about just swallowing grandma whole?

Red riding hood: could you stop eating her?

BBW: Blender first, then eating her?

RRH: stop eating grandma!

BBW: ok, first flaying with my big claws, then respectfully cooking the chunks for 3 minutes in the microwave, allowing the chunks to cool down for 1 minute, flipping them, cooking for an additional 2 minutes, then letting them cool for one minute and finally eating them?

RRH: No! Stop trying to eat grandma! Dude!

BBW: With all due respect to you and your Grammy, how do you want me to eat her?

RRH: Just stop eating people dude, eat fruits and vegetables!

BBW: too late, look, I gotta confess, I ate her with my big teeth. That’s what I do, I’m a wolf. I eat with my teeth. Sorry! I’m also big and bad!

They’ve had a taste of mass surveillance and now they will not give up that easily.

This is getting huge backlash from Americans. Isn’t Briton a surveillance state now? What was the original reaction when it started there?