Hey, until you’ve had a beer in the shower don’t talk shit. It rules
I have had a number of shower seltzers and ciders, it’s great!
Sounds a lot like alcoholism
Like any substance use, it depends.
Shower beer/seltzer/soda is great at the end of a long day/hard run/big trip etc from the hot water getting your body clean, and the cold refreshing beverage you drink during the process
If beer #7 gets brought into the shower at 3pm, you likely need to sit down and take a look at your life choices
If you sit down you might get water in your beer though
*functional alcoholism
http://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2014/p1120-excessive-driniking.html
Weird when people throw worlds around that like for fun.
I don’t even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles, but on occasion I will take a drink with me into the shower after a long day, should try it.
I don’t even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles
Glad to hear it! Addiction sucks. I’ve seen it destroy far too many lives.
How do you prevent water from going into your beverage?
Never had an addiction, I just don’t drink much because it fucks up my digestive system.
I also keep a 64oz water bottle at my side.
A shower beer can be pleasant once in a while for sure
That’s just the sauna beer of the rest of the world. :D
Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.
Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor
I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning
Need to puff my flavored air before I can start my day
Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?
Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend’s party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn’t get it.
Wouldn’t do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.
I tried vaping in the shower but it didn’t work for very long
I vape in the shower every morning. I’ve also dropped it a bajillion times, including dropping it while on a motorcycle doing 60mph or so. Still works just fine :)
I dunno. Looks staged. Loofah and cigarettes are more suggestive of European shower.
That’s because this is an American woman’s shower. That’s a “personal protection” purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.
Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.
Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
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I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.
That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
But those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.
Especially since they got the skin off my ass.
Lucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.
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It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.
Nah we broke and 27s are a bit cheaper
Fuck off, I’m an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don’t leave me out
Well you fuck off because I’m gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I’ll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.
And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.
Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.
Because American women can’t have AR guns in a purse?
Not really
The Buc-ee’s lighter says Texas lol
I wash my ass with beer as nature intended
That’s pretty obviously a Texan’s shower. The Buc-ee’s lighter is a giveaway. However, that’s a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.
I’m very concerned about that person’s mental health.
Buccees has spread, seen some outside of Texas. I had the same thought though
Alabama and South Carolina for sure. I tend to stop there on road trips to pick up kolaches for breakfast. I think there’s one in Florida but I haven’t been there.
Reminds me of this
Hey, I stick to snuff when I’m in the shower. Save the cigarettes for when I can mix it with weed with dry hands.
You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.
Nice glock bro
I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.
I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.
In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.
How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.
Fake, I don’t see a pick-up truck.
The shower is in the back seat.
They don’t make showers that big. Not even public showers.
What about the average American grower?
They don’t need the gun.
No burger the size of a child’s heads or at least a couple shower twinkies? As a european, I am disappointed.
There is no such thing as a shower Twinkie, but I think you’re on to something and should contact the Hostess company.
