Two of the world’s most high-profile technology billionaires - Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg - have agreed to fight each other in a cage match.
Did I accidentally click on a satire site that looks like the BBC??
Based.
I hope they both lose.
Throw the cage in the ocean once they’re locked in. Neptune requires the sacrifice of more oligarchs
I almost never work out, except for picking up my kids & throwing them in the air
Sprinting away before they come back down is great cardio. You got this Elon!
Okay I’m convinced, we live in a simulation. No way this isn’t alien reality tv.
Two man-children enter, nobody leaves?
Two man-children enter, the doors are locked, and the building is buried.
Long live humanity.
The only issue I have with this is that only one of them can lose.
Why.
Their parents didn’t show them enough affection at a critical developmental stage.
What a time to be alive.
This whole timeline is terrible. No writer would dare submit the screenplay.
I don’t know, I kind of liked Guns Akimbo. If it wasn’t being pitched as a documentary, I’d probably take a risk on it.
My money’s on The Zuck.
Yeah, zuck has training and musk has diabetic meds he used to lose weight.
What the hell, I thought this was satire. Is this… not the onion?
if you read the article it’s just some joke tweets that bbc decided to make up a misleading title about.
Well let’s hope they each receive fatal injuries.
