Alcohol impairing your driving is some of the most obvious copaganda I see people regularly falling for.
DUI being a crime is just a way capitalism tries to make the working class more miserable by making driving less fun. And the more miserable workers are, the more subservient and desperate they’ll be.
- powerfulwizard
You change up the language a little and this could 100% be a Hunter S Thompson bit
My god. The posting power!
I prefer the ones that are also a bottle opener.
Go all the way, add a bong cleaner thing, a heroin spoon, and a coke spoon. Maybe a screwdriver.
Watching the film reels from the 70s or 80s where people were reacting to drunk driving laws being passed are funny. “Well wait just a gol durn minute it’s my right as an American to drink 25 pabsts, black out, and drive home at 75 miles an hour in a 70s era deathtrap car with no safety features and an extra panel that slices your head off! It’s communism is what it is!”
An unhinged sense of entitlement to do whatever you want at the expense of all others is the epitome of America.
I remind myself about all this when people complain about masking in public.
This reminds me that once I’ve seen ultralibs seriously arguing that a law requiring seatbelts or making children wear them is totalitarianism.
Would be a great bit imo
