Trade offer meme
I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy
You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt
Your credit card number + pin
You are welcome.
Bold of you to assume we have credit cards
Debit all the way! Got 5000 sber spasibo’s on mine
Can you draw me being happy? I cannot imagine it by myself
Cano being overwhelmed by billions of realities where they are happy even if they don’t notice that.
Being happy for a depressed person is hard, and that realization made me love, kiss, slopy-style, the name IDLES gave to their most popular album: Joy as an act of Resistance. Idk your taste, but maybe these UK punks can make you feel seen at least.
Isn’t this The Scream?
That’s a valid question. I’d come to it right after I figure out how these hands work. Our written history knows wars started for even less significant reasons, so I’m pretty pretty damn serious.
Reminds me of the reddit mascot…
Thanks you for the drawing! I’ll check that band out later
Many of their songs aren’t light and touch topics like toxic masculinity, violence, hatred, burnout, but there’s one I find very fitting.
If someone talks to you
The way you do to you
I’d put their teeth through
Love yourself!
I’m sorry man. You’re the best. Don’t give up.
A dumped nuclear reactor core in a wasteland next to a dead tree. And there’s a goat standing on top of the reactor of course
Our Ma said we aren’t allowed around these places.
It’s so warm, it’s welcoming. Why don’t you step closer and touch it yourself?
(I’m not that clever to draw a reactor right)
It’s beautiful.
a cool sword that’s definitely not a stick I found on my walk
That’s a magical mega stick that buffs your STR. It’s magic is in adjusting to your journey, not making it too easy, but challenging and enjoyable.
wondrous
A sentient hat wearing another (inanimate, but quite dapper) hat
Do slaves really want to be free or their vision is distorted to the point their dream is to be a slaver?
Brilliant! 10/10 masterpiece
A evil duck with a eye patch planning world domination
It’s hard to pick the right ammo type to obliterate humans. It needs some testing on live targets.
Sounds like AI with extra steps.
What’s that?
Extra steps.
отлично, очень хорошо
So better?
Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy
Do a little rat pirate with a sword
A little surprise.
Yay rat pirate
Baby Godzilla playing with city building blocks
Building a city from LEGO wasn’t a good idea. These little plugs hurt. Why I’m not allowed to smash humans? Crushing them causes a funny fart-like sound. But no, I’m jailed to these stupid simulations.
Adorable. And sad.
Self portrait
My hairs are greasy AF right now. Hope that wouldn’t show up on the picture.
A english to english translator
Wearing a hat
Janus the Two-Faced tries to find a bridge between British and American English.
Prompt meme:
Oh no! Anyway…
why
Anyway…
No clue just have had it stuck in my head.
whatever
I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!
My prompt: The God of Lemmy
(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)
I thought you were the God of Lemmy.
I am merely her prophet.
That’s a tough cookie.
Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies’ interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:
- Everyone can adopt their own Lemmy and pet someone’s else.
- Someone, even a stranger, can feed them and make them thrive, and that’s the only right way to control them.
- No one can stop them from eventually congregating, staying on their two feet and sharing thought in someone’s backyard.
(The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that’s probably obvious.)
The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.
As someone who used to have two pet mice (Eloise and Agatha), this is acceptable to me.
A goose on a unicycle going “wheeeeee”
It’s so fast I couldn’t picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his ‘Art of Race’, you shall never give a goose a unicycle.
I don’t blame you, those geese can reach speeds of up to mach silly
